Blog Infomercial

As you must know by now, I like to write blogs. But, I didn't always like the whole blog thing. A long, long time ago (okay, a year ago) I had heard "blog this" and "blog that", but I had no earthly idea what to make of it. I didn't know what it meant, where it came from, and least of all why people were involved with them. I have since found the answers to all these questions and more.

As adults, we tend to get more and more stupid as the days progress. Don't take offense, but don't attempt to deny it either. As children and teens, we were learning everyday at school and then having our knowledge tested over and over again. Constant brain development was a way of life. Unfortunately, the majority of adults these days are not in positions to learn like we once did. We work jobs that test our ability to perform that job and no more. We get stupid.

There are ways to slow down the effects of what I like to call age-induced low IQ syndrome (A.I.I.Q.S). According to the professionals at The Words online publication, this sickness will affect 82% of adults in the United States. Not so ironically, 18% of adults in the United States currently practice the art of blogging. While there is no direct link to blogging and a cure for AIIQS, the numbers do speak for themselves.

Don't wait any longer. For the low, low cost of $0.00 per month you too can blog to your heart's content and remember what it was like to be creative. You will be forced to use large words and remember many synonyms so that your writing will be enjoyed and not sound too repetitive. You will find that, despite what most people say about you, you have a lot of interesting things to say. Maybe that last part was for me alone.

The best thing about the blog is that it gives you a chance to give back to the community. You can make a difference in this world by way of the blog. People will no longer have to watch the news that depresses and oppresses them. They can read your blogs and feel better about themselves. You will plant little seeds amongst the masses. Blog well!

P.S. A little added bonus is that when you, YES, YOU start a blog and notify me within the next fifteen minutes, you will get your own, your very own, personalized blog link button on my page linking to your page. You must act quickly, though, folks. These personalized blog link buttons are going fast! But wait. There's more! If you act now I'll throw in a one year membership to Yahoo.com! That's a total package of one blog site, one personalized blog link button on my page to your page, and a one-year membership to Yahoo.com. What?! You want two years? Well, YOU'VE GOT IT! This package with a combined manufacturers suggested retail price of $0.00 can be yours for only 3 easy payments of $0.00! Act now before it's too late!

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