Some Quotes I Like

"The world is a parade of fools, and I'm at the front of it, twirling a baton." -Odd Thomas (Dean Koontz' character in Brother Odd)

"Now they show you how detergents take out bloodstains, a pretty violent image there. I think if you've got a T-shirt with a bloodstain all over it, maybe laundry isn't your biggest problem. Maybe you should get rid of the body before you do the wash." -Jerry Seinfeld

"If it weren't for the killings, Washington would have one of the lowest crime rates in the country." -Marion Barry, Mayor

"According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just grateful." -Robert DeNiro

"If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either." -Dick Cavett

"Some people say that I must be a horrible person, but that's not true. I have the heart of a young boy -- in a jar on my desk." -Stephen King

"Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society." -Mark Twain

"If you cannot read this, please ask the flight attendant for assistance." -United Airlines Flight Safety Brochure

"Did you ever walk in a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives." -Sue Murphy

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