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Bagging A Snipe

Last week was a landmark week for me. I bagged the ever-so-joked-about snipe. I caught both Big Foot and the equally elusive Snuffleupagus on high definition digital video. I ate a 10 pound steak in less than an hour. I climbed to the peak of Mount Everest...naked. I swam across the Pacific...naked. Don't ask. I tamed a lion and rode him like a horse...fully clothed. I moved a pencil around using only the power of my mind. I ... I ... I may be out of amazing impossible things that I didn't really do.

Okay, you caught me. I didn't really do any of those things. I did, however, finally do something that I never really believed that I'd be able to do. I bought a fancy SLR camera with all the accessories that I should ever need or want. Well, not EVER need or want. Like already, I'd like to eventually get a remote shutter switch for it, but you get what I mean. It's going to be absolutely amazing. I've been researching these cameras ever since I started wanting one around two years ago. I've considered everything in this purchase. Usability, Affordability, Resellability, Accessory Availability, and How-Cool-Would-It-Be-To-Have-One-Of-These-ability. I am 100% confident that I have made a great investment.

And, all it took to afford this was dropping my crack habit. Just kidding. I didn't really drop it. I mean, I don't have a crack habit to drop. My crack usage is completely normal, right? Just kidding. I mean, even if I did have a crack habit, I couldn't just drop it, could I? Those habits are really hard to break. Not that I know. It's just that I've heard that they're hard to break. Of course, I wouldn't know know. I just know. But not from experience. I've just heard from friends, you know. Not that I have crack users for friends, or anything. Because I don't. I don't think I do. I'm pretty sure not. Wait. What were we talking about?

Look for some better photos to be added to Studio Living Room's website in the weeks to come.


Someone had way to much crack, not that I would know how a crack addict would sound, I mean I dont know what crack is, I mean ahhhhhhhhhhhh

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